Time Capsule – Dated 9.26.2017

WARNING: This is a time capsule of words to be opened no earlier than 9.26.2037 (but I won't tell if you peek now ;)). It is a lesson in the ephemeral state of our language...and that all things (the good, the bad and the ugly) will eventually fade out of couture.

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I can't even with language these days. You know that feel when you low-key are not into something? Kind of like the trash words I see floating around on the Gram, blogs, Twitter, etc. I mean, does anyone a hundo p understand what's going on? And if you say you don't understand then your frenemies get salty and start calling you extra. I'll tell you what's v extra: shipping characters that shouldn't be together (read: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth and Harry/Hermione). Like WTF?

You might think you're the GOAT using this kind of language but I guarantee your savage remarks do not keep it 100. Something that's lit right now will def be done in 10 years or less. Alright, fam. That's all for now. Hope this message finds you well. xoxo from 2017's urban dictionart ;)

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Guide to reading here.